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Life Advice

Read extended version here. I especially love #1.

1. Marry your best friend.

2. There’s no such thing as a “grown up,” and if you try to be one, you’ll wind up becoming a poser at best and a killjoy at worst.

3. Most grownups stop learning. Don’t.

4. If you’re an artist or “creative person,” stop trying to “be original.”

5. If you focus on what’s fair and what’s unfair, you’ll stagnate.

6. If you’re not failing, you’re doing it wrong. 

7. You can’t reason with a lizard.

8. Stop reading the newspaper.

9. Do something that’s not for money.

10. The hour before bed is for you.

11. There is no such thing as highbrow and lowbrow.

9 months ago
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Beautiful choreography and song “Turn to Stone” by Ingrid Michaelson. Gives me chills.

9 months ago
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carrieandryan:

Oh em gee! I just stumbled upon this and can’t believe it! Ryan and I dreamed up this invention when we were in high school! 
We called it a Spoonreo…it keeps your cookie from falling apart when you dunk it in the milk. 
We should have patented it, because apparently someone stole our idea ;)

carrieandryan:

Oh em gee! I just stumbled upon this and can’t believe it! Ryan and I dreamed up this invention when we were in high school! 

We called it a Spoonreo…it keeps your cookie from falling apart when you dunk it in the milk. 

We should have patented it, because apparently someone stole our idea ;)

10 months ago
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Who can say

There once was very poor man living in a village who had a  very fine horse. So fine, in fact, that the lord of the castle  wanted to buy it. But the old man always refused.

    ”To me this horse is not merely an animal. He’s a friend.  How could I sell you my friend?”

    One morning he went to the stable and found his horse gone.

    All the villagers said, “We told you! You should have sold  your horse. Now he’s been stolen instead. What terrible luck.”

    ”Bad luck or good luck,” the old man said. “Who can say?”

    Everyone laughed at him. But 15 days later the horse returned,  followed by a whole herd of wild horses. He had escaped from the  stable, courted a young mare, and returned with the rest of  the herd following behind!

    ”What luck!” the villagers cried.

    The old man and his son began training the wild horses. But  a week later the man’s son broke his leg trying to train one of  the horses.

    ”Bad luck,” said his friends. “What are you going to do now  without your son to help you? You who are already so poor.”

    ”Bad luck, good luck, who can say?” the old man replied.

    A few days later an army belonging to the lord of the land  passed through the village and forced all the young men to become  soldiers. All… except the old man’s son, because of his broken  leg.

    ”How lucky you are,” the villagers cried. “All our children  are gone to war, but you’ve been able to keep your son. Our sons  will probably be killed…”

    The old man replied, “Bad luck, good luck… who can say?”

    The future comes to us in bits and pieces. We never know what  lies in store for us. But if you always maintain a positive  attitude the doors of chance remain open, and you will be a  happier person.

  ”Remember that happiness doesn’t depend on what you are or on  what you possess, but only on how you think.”
 Dale Carnegie

 ”Contentment brings happiness even in poverty. Discontent brings  poverty, even in wealth.”
 Confucius

10 months ago
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how am I almost 21?

This is insanity.

9 months ago
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had this conversation. true story.

had this conversation. true story.

(via jazzyrae)

9 months ago
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